Not Safe for Work subset (bottom bracket? lower class?) of Unparalleled Misalignments. Peruse at your own risk.

• Manual labor // Hand job
• Casual sex // Lightrail
• Bottom feeder // Ass eater-Cardi B
• Geometric mean // Circle jerk-Aric Floyd
• Union Jack // Mutual masturbation-SYAS
• Guard rails // Halter tops-Ricki Heicklen
• Manhole cover // Buttplug-Brian Smiley
• Nuts and bolts // Comes and goes // Humpty Dumpty
• Chicken coop // Cock cage-Phil Parker
• Pregame // Foreplay-Ricki Heicklen
• Road head // Street smarts
• Stick vacuum // Cocksucker-Brian Smiley
• Charity Case // Nice rack-Alice M
• Fake shit // Shampoo-Brian Smiley
• Police emotions // Cop a feel-Nathan Young
• Lab coat // Doggy style-Sam Rosen, Skye Hersh
• Weeping willow // Morning wood
• Blow job // Drug trade-@yashkaf
• Drug Mule // Ass Crack-Sam Rosen
• Headliner // Foreskin // Topsheet // Front-runner-Aric Floyd
• Meatloaf // Cockblock
• Queen mattress // Pillow princess-Stephen Casper
• Smash Bros // Fuckbuddies